Vinny-isms

Seriously, Vinny has said some pretty funny stuff today alone. If he's this cute every day, then I am really missing out while he's at school.

This morning:

"I have to get ready because my friends are coming over and if I don't get ready, then they will look at me and say, 'Oh my! He's in his pajamas!' so I have to get ready!"

 While out shopping:

"Mommy, is this town?" 

"Yes, Vinny, this is a town." 

"Yea! Then Santa Claus is coming HERE!" 

 

While putting away the groceries:

“Mommy, can you be Mary? And Daddy’ll be Joseph? And Tiana will be Jesus?”

“Who will you be? A wise man?”

“No, I can’t be a wise man.”

“Why not?”

“Because wise men have curly hair.”

 

While waiting for his friends to come (an hour before they were scheduled to arrive):

“Are my friends still watching tv or what? Or are their moms just slow?”